Yo Momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has got king kong in a head lock.
Yo Momma is so dumb she though to Taco Bell was a mexican telephone company. *
Yo Momma is so skinny she ate a smartie and she though she was pregnant.
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when they see her. *
Yo Momma is so small when she sits on a kerb her feet dangle. *
Yo Momma is so smelly when she opened her legs i got sea sick. *
Yo Momma is so dirty when she took a shower she lost 2 stone.
Yo Momma is so ugly kids dress as her for halloween. *
Yo Momma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumed out. *
Yo Momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." *
Yo Momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo Momma so ugly she made an onion cry. *
Yo Momma so old she sat beside jesus in primary school and moses in secondary school.
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book! *